Well, first of all, I didn't suck his one eyed monster. nope. although I could have, I mean we slept in his car, it could have been all very good.
so fuck fuck: what sucks today is:
-I MISSED MY REGISTRATIONS APPOINTMENT YESTERDAY. read: i can't choose the privat teacher i want, i can't choose the electives I want. And i stood in line to get this date like at 6 AM. in the freezing californian cold. THAT SUCKS.
-I was horny like fuck. yeah, pun intended. sorry for being so direct. that's the German in me. And I suppose he was up for something too, but we had to go and do HOMEWORK. what the freaking eff! we wound up sitting at the cafeteria listening to Franco preaching to us about his religion 'holy pussy'. it was funny like hell but a waste of time, if you ask me. I mean I HAVE A PUSSY. why talk about it, when......you know...ahm, what I mean?
-I told my sister I would do the homeschool thing for another month and see how it works. I am AFRAID. that it won't work out. but, hey, i have time to worry about that later. but it DOES suck.
-I have to look for a room and THAT SUCKS. yeah.
-I have to apply NOW for colleges. WHEN? aaaaaaaaah!
-the Oscars are coming up. THAT SUCKS.
3 comments:
Hmmm lol always nice to come by to your blog and get to hear happenings in your trademark piranha way! Citric, devil-may-care and down right german (as u mentioned!) hmmm quite a combo that! :p
lol! wonder what shoe size he is (i'm tripping)
dont get me started on horny. suffice to say the third leg isnt getting exercised enuff (now i'm really tripping)
Any guesses for what movie will clean up at the oscars? let's write a movie script about two alien disabled gay bloggers. we'll clean up (ok thats it. i'm tripped)
Stuff is sucking for you dear... and not sucking in the proper way!
Hey, as someone who is sexually frustrated herself (I've taken to eating massive amounts of chocolate and exercising my pelvic muscles, just in case shit happens)- don't feel bad about your candor hon! I love it. All I can say is, I've got the MAGICK touch. 'nuff said.
hahahaha
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