recently someone told me: just never have sex when you are on xtasy (I don't plan to ever taking any chemical drugs but well, you never know right)
why?
simply because everything that comes after that is nothing. you don't wanna spoil your entire sexlife for years, right?
huh.
when I told my friend Mira about this she was like: oh, what, really, is it THAT good, oh I wanna try it, I have to, it must be insanly crazy good then! (she couldn't stop saying that)
Me: BUT, Mira, I just told you that this is exactly the reason why you shouldn't do that! Come on, you don't wanna spoil your entire sexlife for years, don't you. This one time won't be worth the consequences, right...
I didn't really have the feeling that she was covinced nor did I feel I sounded at least somewhat convincing.
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Mom: 'Piranha, before you decide to go all the way down with him you really should think twice whether he is the right one or not (that sounds perfectly normal, like any Mom could sound like, right?But wait until the end of this post to see where she s getting at!!!...)'
Me: 'Hum..'
Mom: '...you know, it coins you. certain experiences coin you for a lifetime. you really have to be cautious here. think twice, always'
Me: 'Hum....its a constant battle between the heart and head mom....you know.......'
Mom: 'So I talk to the heart AND head now, listen, if you decide to go all the way down with him it might be really harmful to you.'
Me: 'MOM! Come on, experiences are there to be made, even if it'd be a mistake I still could learn from it, could I!'
Mom: 'But...you know, they say black guys are amazing in bed.(YEAH! clicheeeees!!!!!yeheya!!!!) But you have to remember that if you want something stable that won'T be enough, right? But if he is (and now, Ladies, and Gentlemen, please listen to the stunning logic of my Mom!!!:) really that good the guys who come after him might not have a chance with you then because you are coined by him and you will think then that they are not enough. But if the right guy for you falls under that category you might regret it for ever!'
Me: '- ..... -'
I think I don't have to ask you guys and girls whatcha think what Piranha would go for, right, you could certainly tell like that, could you!!! :))
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HP (horny piranha)
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5 comments:
I'm assuming your mother wants you to bed guys who're mediocre in bed, so as not to ruin your sex life for someone who is eh?
Hey, sex is important, but make sure the guy you end up with is the complete package... good sex, great personality, and treats you like you're the best thing since sliced bread!
Nothing worse than a JERK who just happens to be great in bed.
coffey you are SO right!
and i definetely want the WHOLE package. complete. no compromises. but yeah i can say that like that but in reality i will probably deal with some compromises but my real standard is high. i just have to find my way thru somehow...
and my mom...hahaha, she is really funny in a way. she has a great sex life with my dad although he is 9 years younger and she already 62 but age don t matter.. it gets better and better and looking at them i really feel some sort of profound hope for the all of us ;-))
Perhaps it's cause I'm a man but I can't imagine my mother having any type of conversation like that with me...I'd probably stick my fingers in my ears and hum.
Go mom and dad.
It's sad that senior citizens are gang-banging more than I am.
Trustees patronize the museum where I work, and they are ancient...
ancient and gang-banging with each other.
One man, who is a major player on the board of trustees is like 100 and he has the nerve to shuttle between two octogenarian women!
the injustice of it all!
great mom. my mom still thinks I'm a virgin.
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